Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Problem with the Kids These Days...

Facts. Yep, facts. That's the problem.

Everyone has 'em. They hold them tightly to their breasts, smothering their muffled cries and shouting over them.

They push them out into view like overly proud stage-parents and have them say: THIS IS TRUE!!!

Then the other side has their facts jump up in the audience and shout: YOU LIE!!!

Facts. Meh. You want facts? I'll give you facts…

According to the informal survey called my life, when asked if they liked killing puppies, 25% of Americans said "No;" 65% of Americans said "WTF are you talking about?"; and 10% said "Yes."

So there you have it, the majority of Americans don't know enough about killing puppies to have an opinion.

It's a fact.

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